Passow Still Picks On Fat Kids

Wow! I can’t believe it’s been a little over three and a half years since I reviewed a product from Fat Kid Sauces. While I’m still disappointed he isn’t using chubby children chunks in his products, I still find them to deliver the goods. This time, I’ll be taking a look at the Hot version of his Fire Roasted Red Pepper Salsa.
Fat Kid Sauces Fire Roasted Red Pepper Salsa: Hot Ingredients: Tomatoes, fire roasted Red Peppers, onions, vinegar, garlic, Jalapeno peppers, Red Savina Habanero, lime juice, turbinado sugar, fresh cilantro, black pepper, sea salt.
The label on this salsa is very true to all his other labels despite the fact that his label artist has stopped working on labels (which was a sad day in the industry) and John Grabiec (owner of FKS) had to doctor it himself. Inside the jar is a visual playground of various ingredients in the medium to fine chunkiness range with the most dominant chunks being tomatoes and onions.
First taste to hit the palate is the turbinado sugar which pairs well with the tomato and roasted Red Peppers. Man, I love a good roasted pepper product because the roasting gives it a very distinct taste and concentrates the sugars nicely. Up next is the lime juice which was a little distracting but faded fast followed by the onions and that signature fruity flavor of Red Savina Habanero. Coming in on the back end is the garlic, black pepper and Jalapenos.
The heat description on the label is adequate. It starts out in the center of your tongue from the Jalapenos then slowly creeps to the back of the throat from the Red Savina. It was a nice lingering burn too, not just a quick hit and dissipation. Hot enough to slow down my consumption, but not hot enough to make me stop for a recover period.
Over all, this is a very fresh, bright tasting salsa. I thoroughly enjoyed it on chips and scrambled into some eggs in the morning. John Grabiec suggested to mix it with cream cheese and eat it with crackers or on a beagle slice.
Taste: 8.9, Heat: 7.45




















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Commented at July 19, 2010- 1:29 pm
Beagle slice? Does the ASPCA know about that?
Commented at July 19, 2010- 2:28 pm
PETA will come and get you if they ever find out that you slice up beagles!
Commented at July 19, 2010- 7:20 pm
DAMN IT! I always misspell that word! Although….a nice, young Beagle might pair well with the Red Savina….
Commented at July 19, 2010- 7:24 pm
Thanks for the review. Glad you enjoyed the Salsa. LOL – about the beagle. Not sure if that was your typo or mine when I was giving suggestions on what to eat it with.
Commented at July 19, 2010- 7:30 pm
It was mine. I retyped it after you gave the suggestion to me.
Commented at July 19, 2010- 7:49 pm
Sliced beagles? Children chunks? I’m beginning to get scared.
Commented at July 19, 2010- 11:10 pm
I think I saw something like this in another review you did..not a beagle, but it was another animal..;)
Commented at July 19, 2010- 11:24 pm
Why won’t Passow enter the Reviewer’s Cup Challenge at CaJohns Open House?
Commented at July 22, 2010- 2:53 pm
I asked him too over a week ago, I guess he doesn’t want to answer the question. He is too busy winning beer awards to deal with us hot sauce lovers anymore.
I feel like an abandoned puppy in Passow’s kitchen waiting to be chunked-up.
Commented at July 22, 2010- 8:06 pm
Buddah, CaJohn. It’s just not something I feel comfortable partaking in. It sounds like a fun idea but I wasn’t interested in doing it as I told Buddah. This review isn’t a forum for bringing up questions like this to me. Email is for that. Let’s get back onto the subject of the review and product please.
Commented at July 22, 2010- 10:03 pm
Jonathan, you really need to get over yourself!
Commented at July 23, 2010- 9:24 am
What the hell? Just because I don’t want to do the competition I’m full of myself. Very harsh words, John, and they border on trolling.
I’ll say this again, let’s get back on track here. You want to find out my reasons we can talk via email. In fact, I’m sending you one.
Commented at July 24, 2010- 12:51 pm
I know why.