It’s been way too long since we posted some info from the DEFCON sauces Creator himself. In his most recent email from the mailing list, he addresses stuff like his competition wing sauce, the collectible ZERO sauce, and even some swanky new actionwear:

Well, as many of you know, The DM-MKII (Deathmatch Mark II), our evil competition wing sauce, is forever sold out. Trust me, we are in the process of creating its successor. Be careful what you wish for (insert evil chuckle). As some of you know, we are also working on a few different projects right now, with products quite off our regular path. I think it’s time to mix things up a little bit. In the next month or so, we should have a couple new goodies for you all to enjoy. It’ll be worth the wait. It’s been a while since we’ve come out with a new product (almost 2 years), but that’s just the way we like it. We here at the Genetic Alchemy Labs of Defcon Sauces prefer to test ideas for an extended amount of time, instead of throwing something out there that we don’t feel 100% about. This course of action has always for us in the past, so if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Many are also inquiring about our infamous elixir, the Defcon ZERO. Well, I must say, after our very cool segment on the Travel Channel last year, the stuff has gained in popularity at an exponential rate. We are hoping to have another batch of the stuff ready by the end of the summer, or sooner, if possible. It takes about 8 months to make the stuff, and you can’t rush perfection. We are toying around with another version of ZERO as well. We’re in the final stages of perfecting it, so it just might be available at the same time the regular ZERO is ready, keep your fingers crossed. Many have also inquired if we will be doing another collectible bottle this year (The Batch #6). Well, sorry to say, we will NOT be doing a collector bottle this year. The reasoning behind this is quite simple. I have empathy for those whose disposable income isn’t what it used to be, and many people have had to tighten their belt financially as of late, so to release an somewhat expensive collector item, many wouldn’t be able to afford. So, in my mind, it just wouldn’t be the right thing to do. So we’ll just wait a little while. Trust me, good things come to those who wait. If you are receiving this e-mail, you need not worry, as you are on the mailing list and will be notified a couple of days before the next regular ZERO release. When notified, I would suggest ordering it quickly when it becomes available, as the evil little stuff tends to sell out quickly.

We’re also toying around with the idea of expanding the Defcon line of clothing. We’ve created an improved logo for this line of clothing, and we’re thinking of calling it “Acolyte Actionwear”. It’ll include stuff like headwraps, possibly leather vests, etc. It’ll be a while until this happens, but what we’ve come up with so far is very cool!

“I, for one, welcome our new Defcon Sauces overlords.”