Caption this, part two, from the 2009 Weekend of Fire

Now we finally have a “Caption This!” picture worthy of all the creativity, crassness, and hilarity that our beloved readers can come up with at the drop of a hat. To give you some background, the Blogger’s booth at the Weekend of Fire was the epicenter of the salsa contest engineered by everyone’s fave postal servant, Buddah. To comply with health department regulations, we had to make sure there was no double-dipping or other contamination of the tasting goodies with the general public’s grubby fingers. As such, we doled out our tortilla chips with rubber gloves.
The rest, as they say, is pictorial history. Come up with something cool to say about this picture as Joe and Passow present to you another picture worth a thousand words or more.
This time, we do promise a prize. The winner will get a salsa and/or hot sauce gift donated by us here at the Hot Zone Online. Entries will be accepted until midnight on Sunday, August 16. Entries to be judged by our own hot sauce vixen, Linda.
Fire away!




















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Commented at August 12, 2009- 7:00 pm
Really, I fell on a pepper plant and the pod just
went in! Can you get it out, my bhut is on fire!
Commented at August 12, 2009- 8:44 pm
Really John Chili’s are for eating not suppository’s
Commented at August 12, 2009- 9:21 pm
“Little does he know that I’ve been picking peppers all day with this glove!”
Commented at August 12, 2009- 9:29 pm
It may not have burned going in, but I’ll make it burn coming out!
Commented at August 12, 2009- 10:04 pm
(PSSSSSSSSSTTTT PASSOW!) You know he’s not that
kind of Doctor?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:44 am
Passow slowly realizes that “Do you want a piece of my bhut?” was a poor choice of words…
Commented at August 13, 2009- 4:56 am
Trust me I’m a doctor.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 6:48 am
“Relax. A lobotomy only hurts for a second or so……”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 6:50 am
Begin the brain washing!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 8:42 am
Over the years, Passow slowly realized that writing for Joe was gradually becoming a bigger pain in the butt then he had anticipated
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:30 am
FARMER JOE STUMP BREAKS A PASSCOW
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:31 am
HEY PASSCOW, YOU GOT MALE!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:32 am
Dr. Joe says—-”Yep, looks like you have a typical case of butt burn.”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:32 am
Well to tell you “The truth” I wouldn’t have stuck that habanero there……….
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:32 am
A true friendship is formed after helping out a buddy that decided smuggling hot sauce was not a good idea.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:33 am
“OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:33 am
“Bwana Bret sent me!”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:34 am
I think you gonna have a scar!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:34 am
“Beth, Beth, OMG, OMG, Beth” LOL
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:35 am
You were right, your a$$ is cracked……….
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:35 am
Joe hard at work judging the 1st annual “WOF Skid-mark competition”..
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:37 am
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s not a bottle opener…………
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:37 am
we would like to welcome you all to our demonstration of colon cleanser hot sauce…and we would of course like to thank our volunteer.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:38 am
“What was that you said about ’steers and queers’? I still don’t see any horns!”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:39 am
“Once again a good time is ruined by too much alcohol and things just get out of hand”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:39 am
What happens at WOF, stays at WOF.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:39 am
“Come on Passow..just like we saw on the Sapranos that time!”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:46 am
Passow, reflecting on his acting career, re-enacts his audition for Deliverance.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:48 am
Hey someone had to take one for hzo Team
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:48 am
Relax I have seen this a thousand times, airport security will never think of checking here. Just walk normally and dont break a bottle.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:51 am
“HZO, its not just a job, its an adventure”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:51 am
who’s your daddy, WHO IS YOUR DADDY?!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:52 am
Hey Joe, better make that 3 fingers
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:52 am
The missing scene from “Broke Back Mountain”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:53 am
I didn’t know there was a Poker Tournament at WOF!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:54 am
“Geez Doc, do you have to use the whole arm?”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:55 am
Dear Diary,
Today, I became a woman.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:56 am
I’m not doing this for the money, I’m doing it for the ‘money shot’!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:56 am
After being bit by the Black Mamba, it was one of those, you have to suck out the poison or I’m gonna die scenarios…
RIP
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:57 am
Many enter the hot sauce industry for the money, I’m in it for the tips.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:58 am
So, that’s where they parked the short bus!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 11:58 am
Which one of these two gentlemen lost the bet?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:00 pm
Yes, this is why it’s called “extract”, and also why it tastes like a$$!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:01 pm
Whatever you do, don’t call it Smokey Chipotle!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:02 pm
” Is there an echo in here..here..here..? “
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:03 pm
Who farted?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:04 pm
Scratch & Sniff
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:04 pm
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:05 pm
When you said cavity search, I thought you were a dentist.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:05 pm
A few brave souls would try the new Blair’s “Death by Colonic”. Fewer would enjoy it
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:06 pm
During the “you put your back side in” part of the Zest Fest Hokey Pokey tournament, Joe made his move.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:06 pm
Ok, I get it! A snickerdoodle!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:07 pm
Dang! How did they get thebigshow’s hawg in there?!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:08 pm
You don’t look like Ned Beatty, but you sure FEEL like Ned Beatty.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:08 pm
Squeal Like a Pig!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:08 pm
And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:09 pm
Hey Joe, are you sure this will improve my cell phone signal?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:09 pm
Here’s the secret handshake!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:10 pm
No Sh!t Sherlock
Dig Deeper Watson
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:10 pm
Tater!! Ok, now I get it!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:11 pm
Pineapple!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:11 pm
Zees ees de last time I ask! Vhere is de microfeelm?!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:12 pm
Hey, they said to “work the booth” …….
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:13 pm
Passow and Joe man the Chocolate Covered Bacon booth at WOF.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:14 pm
and for our first lesson of physics for the semester, we have 2 volunteers here to demonstrate Newtons laws of motion…
First Law
Objects in motion tend to stay in motion, and objects at rest tend to stay at rest unless an outside force acts upon them.
Second law
The rate of change of the momentum of a body is directly proportional to the net force acting on it, and the direction of the change in momentum takes place in the direction of the net force.
Third law
To every action (force applied) there is an equal but opposite reaction (equal force applied in the opposite direction).
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:14 pm
The Hokey Pokey “is what it’s all about”!..
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:22 pm
I like the sauce, but the packaging is questionable. Butt hey, they at least included a glove!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:23 pm
Joe, I’m sure Buddah said “Winner”, not weiner!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:24 pm
Trust me, I saw this on bottleguy.com!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:25 pm
YO HO YO HO a Butt Pirates Life for meeeee!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:26 pm
Wax on, Wax off!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:26 pm
I’m Rick James Bi*ch!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:27 pm
Final Physical Exam to get into the Rump Rangers!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:27 pm
An army of two!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:27 pm
The adventures of Buttman & Throbbin’. Tune in next week, same butt time, same butt channel!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:29 pm
Yep those are Betty Lou teeth marks on your Butt.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:30 pm
I don’t think this is what DK meant by “Gator Squeezin’s” !
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:33 pm
Hey Joe, you seen my pet gerbil?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:34 pm
The fits a little loose, let me put another stitch in it!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:36 pm
armageddon, armageddon!!!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:36 pm
dont ask…dont tell
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:37 pm
“This sauce works well with ham too!”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:37 pm
“There were these two fellars standin’ on a bridge, a-goin’ to the bathroom. One fellar said, The water’s cold and the other fellar said, The water’s deep. I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it? “
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:38 pm
Joe and Passow practice their ventriloquist act
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:39 pm
to Passow’s dismay… Joe forgot his badge and misunderstood when he was told to use the back door…..
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:40 pm
Some people call it a sling blade. I call it a kaiser blade.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:41 pm
Deliverance 2: DELIVER IT HOTTER!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:41 pm
Deliverance 3: This time they’re going UP the river!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:41 pm
Puttin’ the “poke” in cowpoke! Yeeeeehaaaaaa!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:42 pm
I am the great Cornholio! I need teepee for my bunghole!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:43 pm
Anybody want a slice of dingleberry pie?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:43 pm
Joe, that’s not what I meant by sticking it where the SUN doesn’t SHINE!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:44 pm
Words cannot describe the deep feelings I have for you …
But “B*tch” comes pretty close.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:45 pm
Hey Joe, how about a reach around?!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:46 pm
“A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:51 pm
Joe: “Hey Passow, I don’t know why everyone is laughing at us, I thought the new dance we created was awesome”!
Passow: “Speak for yourself next time you be in front”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:51 pm
Hey, is that a penny on the floor?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:58 pm
All for one, and one for all!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:59 pm
I gotta save Bubba!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 12:59 pm
“Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money ’cause I still haven’t seen a nickel of that million dollars.”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:00 pm
My Mama always said you’ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:00 pm
“To earn extra BEER MONEY, Passow offers guided Piggy-Back rides of the Zest Fest show floor…..
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:02 pm
I don’t get it Passow, Bret said this is how Leroy does it. I think we actually need a stump for the “stump broke” thing to work!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:04 pm
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:04 pm
Yup- that’s kinda where I figured Ryan would shove that bottle of hot sauce.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:05 pm
I Like It
I Love It
I Want Some More of It
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:05 pm
No Passow, I dont think that makes a good humidor no matter what thebigshow tells you
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:06 pm
Hey Passow, bend over and spell “run” three times really fast!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:07 pm
I Like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothas cant deny.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:07 pm
R-U-N, R-U-N, R-U-N!!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:08 pm
“do you want cheese on that?”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:08 pm
Joe seemed unconcerned that he had gotten “Nasty Lasties.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:09 pm
Passow, how much fiber are you getting in your diet?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:09 pm
Back from a trip out west, Joe demonstrates the Heimlich Maneuver, San Francisco style.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:10 pm
“Joe I am serious, I’ve done this a hundred times in college……
Now take the marker and connect the freckles on my a$$, do you see it yet? Dude it’s the constellation Orion……”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:10 pm
And right in the middle is Uranus.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:11 pm
I have no idea what happened to the Ultimate Sauce Thread but there
hasn’t been an entry since Aug 18th, 2006. No updates to the Map!!
Does anyone know what happened to the mailing list? I know we have
a lot of things going but it would be great to get that one finished up for
all who got it going.. I know this is probably not the right thread but the
only one presently everyone in on.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:12 pm
Hey Roid! It’s a Him!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:12 pm
Butt Pucker, Anal Agony, Colon Cleaner, They aren’t just names of hotsauce!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:13 pm
Passow, I promise man, they don’t call ‘em tea bags for nuthin’! Now hold still, I’m thirsty!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:13 pm
I dont care what huv told you, that is NOT the secret handshake.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:14 pm
I think I’ve finally found MAD!!!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:16 pm
“…hey CaJohn, you missing something?…i think I just found it”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:16 pm
Passow: Somebody owes me dinner!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:17 pm
Passow: I like it here at ZF, but somethings missing…
Joe: Let me fill the void!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:17 pm
Leroy Bubbah,
No more comments from you, sir. You have entered enough, so please refrain from any others. Any ones placed after this comment will be deleted.
- Joe
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:18 pm
Joe and Passow discuss the “ins & outs” of the Fiery foods industry while at WOF.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:18 pm
Passow! Better than a hot sauce packed in cat fur!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:20 pm
Passow: Throw me a frickin’ bone here!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:21 pm
Cough.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:23 pm
Joe reporting to BP. I found the crack in the gas line.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:25 pm
Come on Joe, hurry up! Gotta keep the line moving!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:26 pm
Joe: Get it? WORMHOLE!! It’s an astronomy joke! Get it?
Passow: Oh, I got it alright!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:26 pm
I was wondering why at the show I heard some one scream…LUBE!!
Now I know
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:27 pm
I was wondering why at the show I heard some one scream…LUBE!! Now I know
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:31 pm
Alright Jon, Open wide and say ahhh!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:35 pm
Too close for missles, I’m switching to guns.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:35 pm
Hey, anybody seen the keys to the bus? Hell, anybody seen the bus?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:36 pm
“Any of you boys seen an aircraft-carrier around here?”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:37 pm
Highway to the danger zone!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:37 pm
“How’s it feel to be on the front page of every newspaper in the english-speaking world, even though the other side denies the incident? Congratulations.”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:38 pm
TTF’s new logo
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:38 pm
Joe: Both Catapults are broken Sir.
Passow: How long will it take?
Joe: It’ll take ten minutes.
Passow: Bull sh*t ten minutes! This thing will be over in two minutes! Get on it!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:38 pm
“Great balls of fire! ”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:39 pm
“At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:40 pm
Go ahead, I dare you, taste the fear
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:41 pm
its okay it’s just a Baby Ruth
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:45 pm
“You’re a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:45 pm
“be the ball Danny, be the ball, you’re not being the ball Danny…”
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:46 pm
IT’S IN THE HOLE!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:47 pm
Oh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman. Yeah, you’re lean, mean, and I bet you’re not too far in between are ya. How’d you like to wrap your spikes around my…
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:47 pm
I have to laugh, because I’ve outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I’ve gotta get inside this guy’s pelt and crawl around for a few days.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:48 pm
Hey, you scratched my anchor!
Commented at August 13, 2009- 1:53 pm
after the food handlers class ,Passow and Joe demonstrate an example of cross contamination
Commented at August 13, 2009- 2:02 pm
HAY, IT SAYS “Joe and Passow present to you another picture worth a thousand words or more.”
SO WHY I CANT SAY MORE?
EVEN HSB LET YOU SAY AS MANY CAPTIONS AS YOU WANT.
IM JUST GETTIN WARMED UP.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 2:24 pm
Defcon Creator’s Double Super Secret Experiment X-13 is no longer a secret. Global ASSimilation?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 2:28 pm
Jon, do you want that mustard to stay in the walls of your colon or do you want it out, make up your mind?
Commented at August 13, 2009- 2:30 pm
Hurry up and drop them Jon. Jungle Jim asked me to remove Bret from his event center next.
Commented at August 13, 2009- 2:31 pm
I think Leroy is going to college now because a few months ago he couldn’t turn off the cap lock, now he is quoting people. lol
Commented at August 13, 2009- 8:28 pm
SHOCKER!
Commented at August 14, 2009- 12:19 am
Just on sheer volume, Leroy gets the prize. I, for one, could not have written those many posts. This is a man who really wants a bottle of sauce, and I think he should get it.
Commented at August 14, 2009- 12:26 am
He’s gunna get something…lol
Commented at August 14, 2009- 1:38 am
It was legal in California.
Commented at August 14, 2009- 1:39 am
Passcow shows that 2 guys can fit in a bathroon stall.
Commented at August 14, 2009- 9:34 am
Sure, I brought some with me on the plane….can you get it?
Commented at August 15, 2009- 2:45 am
“Introducing ‘Bum Buster’ – World’s first anally consumed hot sauce!”
Commented at August 15, 2009- 7:55 am
“Let get this right, if I find the keys, you want me to drive the bus out?”
Commented at August 15, 2009- 4:38 pm
I get a weekly prostate exam, whether I need it or not.
Commented at August 15, 2009- 10:09 pm
As Joe “reach’s for the stars” Passow misinterprets the phrase and assumes the “position”!
Commented at August 16, 2009- 1:46 am
I’m not a proctologist, but hell, I’ll take a look!
Commented at August 16, 2009- 9:49 am
Hudd, it should be:
“I’m not a proctologist, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn last night.” ;~)
Commented at August 17, 2009- 7:35 am
Lets try this glove since the first one melted!
Commented at August 17, 2009- 5:03 pm
Another amazing BOHICA moment! (bend over here it
come again!)
Commented at August 17, 2009- 5:03 pm
Another amazing BOHICA moment! (bend over here it
comes again!)
Commented at August 17, 2009- 5:04 pm
Your sure this will stop my hiccups?
Commented at August 17, 2009- 9:57 pm
and the winning caption is………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Commented at August 17, 2009- 11:02 pm
Holy Jolokia! The Doctor is in!