I’ll just get the easy ones out there right away and make this a little more challenging:

“Who threw up on Passow’s shirt?”

“So easy a Caveman can do it”

Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — August 4, 2009- 4:41 pm

Passow…tongue tickling good!

Comment fired by Jay T — August 4, 2009- 5:27 pm

I said PULL my finger!

Comment fired by DK — August 4, 2009- 7:16 pm

Passow, that’s not what she meant when she said she wanted you to tickle her tonsils!

Comment fired by DK — August 4, 2009- 7:19 pm

Ugh! Gag me with a Passcow!

Comment fired by DK — August 4, 2009- 7:23 pm

John Passow , taming vampires since 2005

Comment fired by nff — August 4, 2009- 10:18 pm

Thuper Glue, It’th thinger lickin’ good

Comment fired by DK — August 4, 2009- 11:08 pm

Hey, who put that “Bite Me” sign on my back?

Comment fired by DK — August 4, 2009- 11:10 pm

I like Finger

Comment fired by DK — August 4, 2009- 11:18 pm

Fingering:

The practice is generally considered safe as long as a few basic precautions are followed: the hands should be clean and the nails trimmed and filed; long, sharp or jagged nails can cause cuts, injury or severe infection. If there are cuts, infections or open wounds on the fingers they should be covered with a latex or vinyl glove. Finger cots may also be used, but they may be more likely to slip off and remain inside the receptive partner. The hands should be thoroughly washed with soap and warm water before eating or placing them in the mouth.

Comment fired by DK — August 4, 2009- 11:28 pm

Someone will regret this!

Comment fired by MrArboc — August 5, 2009- 2:12 am

“I’m not a proctologist, but I did play one on TV.”

Comment fired by DK — August 5, 2009- 6:36 am

Feeeeeed me, Seymour!

Comment fired by DK — August 5, 2009- 6:40 am

DENTIST: The only man that can tell a
woman when to open and when to shut her mouth, and get away with it.

Comment fired by DK — August 5, 2009- 6:55 am

“Show a dog a finger, and he wants the whole hand”

Comment fired by Leroy — August 5, 2009- 7:01 am

“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”

Comment fired by DK — August 5, 2009- 7:04 am

“Why, this hath not a finger’s dignity.”

Comment fired by DK — August 5, 2009- 7:06 am

The Autobiography of Bigfoot …..

…. The nadir of Bigfoot’s journey featured excesses of self-destruction no human could hope to entertain. At his lowest, he lolled in a hotel swimming pool, still clothed in a filthy tuxedo, emptying bottles of booze into his maw while the naked floozy perched on his shoulders shot an Uzi into the air in glee. At least then, he had money. Years later, desperate for the attention that had come and gone, he made an appearance at a spicy food show in the forest. A beaver was enlisted to pull Bigfoot’s finger while a squirrel held a lit match behind the monster’s potent sphincter. The result: one less squirrel.

Comment fired by DK — August 5, 2009- 7:55 am

“Can you taste this? I have no idea what it smells like at all…”

Comment fired by Sickmont — August 5, 2009- 8:04 am

“Have you ever seen that movie ‘Deep Throat’?”

Comment fired by FiveStar — August 5, 2009- 9:26 am

That’s my ghost pepper and I want it back.

Comment fired by Steve — August 5, 2009- 1:17 pm

Hey man, WATCH THIS!

Comment fired by DK — August 5, 2009- 2:47 pm

We’re gonna go in just above the bottom jaw….. and then………

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG7EkYOjL8E

Comment fired by DK — August 5, 2009- 2:49 pm

We want the tongue stud to go right here!

Comment fired by Butch Taylor — August 5, 2009- 8:16 pm

(Passow thinks to himself, I wonder if she knows
I mixed superglue with that hotsauce on my finger?) (The Sauce Goddess thinks to herself,
“Whaaa whyyy ith my tonguth stucth to passowsch
fingah??”)

Comment fired by Butch Taylor — August 5, 2009- 8:21 pm

Thuper Glue, It’th thinger lickin’ good

Comment fired by DK — August 4, 2009- 11:08 pm

(Passow thinks to himself, I wonder if she knows
I mixed superglue with that hotsauce on my finger?) (The Sauce Goddess thinks to herself,
“Whaaa whyyy ith my tonguth stucth to passowsch
fingah??”)

Comment fired by Butch Taylor — August 5, 2009- 8:21 pm

Comment fired by Leroy — August 5, 2009- 8:43 pm

Passow: No, really, I want my gum back!

Comment fired by Leroy — August 5, 2009- 8:45 pm

Sauce Goddess: “First I taste the hops, that is followed closely by barley and a hint of wood, oak or elm is my best guess. Finally, there is mustard and well, not being a fan, I wouldn’t recommend the Passcow.”

Comment fired by Buddah — August 5, 2009- 9:48 pm

BWAHAHAHA!!! Buddah, that was hilarious!

Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — August 5, 2009- 10:42 pm

I withdraw my second comment, I did not see DK’s
b4 I posted it! Mybad.

Comment fired by Butch Taylor — August 6, 2009- 8:30 pm

Holy Crap Passows finger is colder than a flagpole in freezing weather!

Comment fired by Butch Taylor — August 6, 2009- 8:32 pm

“I can give you perfect teeth like these too!
For a nominal fee! (you do have dental insurance?)” said Dr. Passow DDS

Comment fired by Butch Taylor — August 6, 2009- 8:39 pm

“Dang Passow didn’t lick his finger, now I have to, anything for a sale I guess. Hey! Put down that camera!”
The last thoughts of the Sauce Goddess b4 the
pic was taken.

Comment fired by Butch Taylor — August 6, 2009- 9:01 pm

SO WHAT I WIN?

Comment fired by Leroy — August 7, 2009- 12:31 pm

“SO WHAT I WIN?”

A hug from Passow….here it comes!!!!

: holds out arms :

Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — August 7, 2009- 7:13 pm

Hey I said smell my finger NOT TASTE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment fired by Dyce51 — August 7, 2009- 10:07 pm

The Sauce Goddess; “OMG that shirt makes me want to puke!” Passow; “here let me help you achieve
your desire!”, pic was taken b4 the puke hit the
“Passow”.

Comment fired by James Taylor — August 7, 2009- 10:11 pm

I LOVE THIS PHOTO OF US!!! The shirt well…not too sure. And for the record I do like a really hoppy beer every now and then, he was feeding me samples of his homebrews and no one had to pay me.

Comment fired by Sauce Goddess — August 10, 2009- 8:45 pm

Let me demonstrate my Jedi mind control skills. For demonstration puposes, I’ll use my finger. This little trick, by the way, is far, far more satisfying in a private setting…

Comment fired by Sam — August 12, 2009- 2:54 am

Well, we’ll put an end to this thread in anticipation of the next one.

I think the winner could be any of the entries, but I like a few of the DK ones in particular.

Stay tuned!

- Joe

Comment fired by Joe & Linda — August 12, 2009- 5:25 pm