Caption this, part one, from the 2009 Weekend of Fire
There were SO many good photo ops from this past weekend, but sadly our camera mucked up most of them. Luckily for you, the hot & spicy blog-loving internet public, we have at least one that requires your participation. Suffice to say, pictured above is our very own Passow putting to the test a company motto from The Sauce Goddess.
Perhaps you can come up with a truly worthy caption? If enough guess are entered, we may very well offer up a prize of some sort. Enjoy!
Loading ...
![[Valid RSS]](valid-rss.png "Validate my RSS feed")
Commented at August 4, 2009- 4:41 pm
I’ll just get the easy ones out there right away and make this a little more challenging:
“Who threw up on Passow’s shirt?”
“So easy a Caveman can do it”
Commented at August 4, 2009- 5:27 pm
Passow…tongue tickling good!
Commented at August 4, 2009- 7:16 pm
I said PULL my finger!
Commented at August 4, 2009- 7:19 pm
Passow, that’s not what she meant when she said she wanted you to tickle her tonsils!
Commented at August 4, 2009- 7:23 pm
Ugh! Gag me with a Passcow!
Commented at August 4, 2009- 10:18 pm
John Passow , taming vampires since 2005
Commented at August 4, 2009- 11:08 pm
Thuper Glue, It’th thinger lickin’ good
Commented at August 4, 2009- 11:10 pm
Hey, who put that “Bite Me” sign on my back?
Commented at August 4, 2009- 11:18 pm
I like Finger
Commented at August 4, 2009- 11:28 pm
Fingering:
The practice is generally considered safe as long as a few basic precautions are followed: the hands should be clean and the nails trimmed and filed; long, sharp or jagged nails can cause cuts, injury or severe infection. If there are cuts, infections or open wounds on the fingers they should be covered with a latex or vinyl glove. Finger cots may also be used, but they may be more likely to slip off and remain inside the receptive partner. The hands should be thoroughly washed with soap and warm water before eating or placing them in the mouth.
Commented at August 5, 2009- 2:12 am
Someone will regret this!
Commented at August 5, 2009- 6:36 am
“I’m not a proctologist, but I did play one on TV.”
Commented at August 5, 2009- 6:40 am
Feeeeeed me, Seymour!
Commented at August 5, 2009- 6:55 am
DENTIST: The only man that can tell a
woman when to open and when to shut her mouth, and get away with it.
Commented at August 5, 2009- 7:01 am
“Show a dog a finger, and he wants the whole hand”
Commented at August 5, 2009- 7:04 am
“I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
Commented at August 5, 2009- 7:06 am
“Why, this hath not a finger’s dignity.”
Commented at August 5, 2009- 7:55 am
The Autobiography of Bigfoot …..
…. The nadir of Bigfoot’s journey featured excesses of self-destruction no human could hope to entertain. At his lowest, he lolled in a hotel swimming pool, still clothed in a filthy tuxedo, emptying bottles of booze into his maw while the naked floozy perched on his shoulders shot an Uzi into the air in glee. At least then, he had money. Years later, desperate for the attention that had come and gone, he made an appearance at a spicy food show in the forest. A beaver was enlisted to pull Bigfoot’s finger while a squirrel held a lit match behind the monster’s potent sphincter. The result: one less squirrel.
Commented at August 5, 2009- 8:04 am
“Can you taste this? I have no idea what it smells like at all…”
Commented at August 5, 2009- 9:26 am
“Have you ever seen that movie ‘Deep Throat’?”
Commented at August 5, 2009- 1:17 pm
That’s my ghost pepper and I want it back.
Commented at August 5, 2009- 2:47 pm
Hey man, WATCH THIS!
Commented at August 5, 2009- 2:49 pm
We’re gonna go in just above the bottom jaw….. and then………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG7EkYOjL8E
Commented at August 5, 2009- 8:16 pm
We want the tongue stud to go right here!
Commented at August 5, 2009- 8:21 pm
(Passow thinks to himself, I wonder if she knows
I mixed superglue with that hotsauce on my finger?) (The Sauce Goddess thinks to herself,
“Whaaa whyyy ith my tonguth stucth to passowsch
fingah??”)
Commented at August 5, 2009- 8:43 pm
Commented at August 5, 2009- 8:45 pm
Passow: No, really, I want my gum back!
Commented at August 5, 2009- 9:48 pm
Sauce Goddess: “First I taste the hops, that is followed closely by barley and a hint of wood, oak or elm is my best guess. Finally, there is mustard and well, not being a fan, I wouldn’t recommend the Passcow.”
Commented at August 5, 2009- 10:42 pm
BWAHAHAHA!!! Buddah, that was hilarious!
Commented at August 6, 2009- 8:30 pm
I withdraw my second comment, I did not see DK’s
b4 I posted it! Mybad.
Commented at August 6, 2009- 8:32 pm
Holy Crap Passows finger is colder than a flagpole in freezing weather!
Commented at August 6, 2009- 8:39 pm
“I can give you perfect teeth like these too!
For a nominal fee! (you do have dental insurance?)” said Dr. Passow DDS
Commented at August 6, 2009- 9:01 pm
“Dang Passow didn’t lick his finger, now I have to, anything for a sale I guess. Hey! Put down that camera!”
The last thoughts of the Sauce Goddess b4 the
pic was taken.
Commented at August 7, 2009- 12:31 pm
SO WHAT I WIN?
Commented at August 7, 2009- 7:13 pm
“SO WHAT I WIN?”
A hug from Passow….here it comes!!!!
: holds out arms :
Commented at August 7, 2009- 10:07 pm
Hey I said smell my finger NOT TASTE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Commented at August 7, 2009- 10:11 pm
The Sauce Goddess; “OMG that shirt makes me want to puke!” Passow; “here let me help you achieve
your desire!”, pic was taken b4 the puke hit the
“Passow”.
Commented at August 10, 2009- 8:45 pm
I LOVE THIS PHOTO OF US!!! The shirt well…not too sure. And for the record I do like a really hoppy beer every now and then, he was feeding me samples of his homebrews and no one had to pay me.
Commented at August 12, 2009- 2:54 am
Let me demonstrate my Jedi mind control skills. For demonstration puposes, I’ll use my finger. This little trick, by the way, is far, far more satisfying in a private setting…
Commented at August 12, 2009- 5:25 pm
Well, we’ll put an end to this thread in anticipation of the next one.
I think the winner could be any of the entries, but I like a few of the DK ones in particular.
Stay tuned!
- Joe