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In a move sure to rock the hot sauce & spicy food blogging world, the Hot Zone Online announces that we have succeeded in acquiring the Hot Sauce Blog in a move that can only be described as a hostile takeover. As most people know, the HSB has been a thorn in the side of the industry for years and public outcry for its extermination has been growing. Rather than eviscerate all traces of it on the web, we have decided to assimilate it into our own blog and absorb its consciousness into our own.

Nick Lindauer, former admin for the Hot Sauce Blog, is quoted as saying, “I for one, would like to welcome our Hot Zone Online overlords.”

Other internet reaction has been supportive as well. Blane, of Head Winder Licker, was too busy hopping up and down to give an exact quote…but witnesses claim he was shouting, “Freedom!” in a Scottish brogue.

Doug, a.k.a. “DK”, of Taste the Fear was quoted as saying, “Woot! Now we can finally burn the place down!”

The URL where the HSB was located will be replaced with a repeating sound clip of a large explosion just so that visitors know what we’ve done, and they will be redirected to our site, where implanted software will make the Hot Zone Online their browser’s homepage permanently.

(Today is April 1. You do the math.)

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