لفّ قشعريرة باردة من خلال المدينة [فيرفيلد], أوهايو أغسطس - آب في آخر اللّيل [2ند], 2008. توقّف عصافير [مستريووسلي] يسقسق, ضفادع يمطر إلى أسفل من السماوات, الأرض هزّ, وبطيئة, ينفخ دخان ظهر [بكليغت] بأبراش الإنارة. في أنّ عزم, عرف الساكنات من المدينة صغيرة ال [دفكن] [دثمتش] كان حوالي أن يبدأ.
أعطيت معترضات كان هم رسميّة [دفكن] أقمصة أن يمنع أيّ اصباغ مسمّة على الأحد هم كان ارتدوا. هم كان أجلست في طاولة طويلة مربّعة أيّ كان [روبد] باتّجاه آخر مع [بيوهزرد] يعلم شريط.

قصيرة حافلة أتى راكب [بلن] يعدّ مع ترس رئيسيّة.
فسّر مسطرة مقبلة من الأرض, [دفكن], مع سيجارة في فم القواعد من خلال بوق. أنت ينبغي أكلت ك يخصّص مبلغة الأجنحة ضمن 4 دقائق. بعد ذلك يحصل أنت كسر قصيرة أن يشرب ماذا في أيّ وقت أنت تريد. في ما بعد أنّ أنت يضطرّ جلست مع أنت أيادي على الطاولة ولا رفعتهم ل 5 دقائق. سيربح الشخص الذي أنهى الأجنحة أولى ويتمّ يقول مهام الغنيمة وربوة الجوائز.

يبدي [كرتسّ] من الغنيمة.

المعترضات في الطاولة الفضيلة.
[أت ثيس بوينت] حاول كثير الناس كان حقّا إلى نفس بنفسي فوق للمعركة. أحضرت الأجنحة كان خارجا و [دفكن] أعدّ التدبير. كان المبلغات يحافظ سر غير أنّ العناصر [ب] لم, [دفكن] دفاع شرط 1 يمزج مع [دفكن] [دم] [مكيي] وزجاجة كبيرة [دفكن] جدّا صفر. فقط ال يقسى [شلي] عرف رأس ما ألم ترقّب المعترضات.

شر يتلقّى اسم وهو جون [ديلّي].
The wings were passed out and extra sauce was poured all over them. Then, the starting bell rang and like good little carnivores, people started to devour the molten poultry in front of them.

This is going to hurt folks.

HUDD (2nd from left) consumes.
The first one done was Steve Salmon and after him, contestant after contestant picked up their pace. There was one contestant that took a single bite of his wing and left the table immediately. Most people call that smart, we chili-heads call it chickening out.

Steve raising his hand showing he?s finished.
The four minutes flew by as everyone pointed and watched as the wings disappeared. One contestant (the only one to be exact) actually stripped the bones clean. Not one single bit of meat nor sauce remained on the bone. After everything was finished he was gifted $50 for the feat.

A lone beer waits to be consumed.
Then came the two minute break in which the contestants were allowed to drink anything they wanted to attempt to kill the heat. No one succeeded and no one brought milk (the secret weapon). Now it was off to the five minute hands down period. That?s right, you couldn?t lift you hand off the table for five whole minutes. No wiping the snot from your nose, no dabbing the sauce off your mouth with a napkin, nothing but riding the endorphin rush brought on by intense capsaicin induced pain.

Some seemed to be enjoying the rush a bit too much.
When the dust settled the winner was announce, Steve ?Iron Tongue? Salmon (yes, that?s just a nickname I threw in there) was announced as the winner! Second and third place prizes were also handed out.

Steve with his well deserved trophy.
I caught up with Steve the next day at the convention. Apparently, his stomach was still hurting from the event the night before. Hats off to all these brave people who partook. So ends today?s festivities and be sure to stay tuned for the next installment of Passow?s Weekend of Fire!
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Once again Jonathon, great write up. Congrats to Steve on the win. I ended up with stomach cramps for about 15 minutes. Nothing a swig of Mylanta didn’t take care of though. Can’t wait till next year. Maybe third time will be the charm for me.
Comment fired by hudd — August 7, 2008- 2:51 pm
“Once again Jonathon, great write up”
Thanks hudd!
Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — August 7, 2008- 6:24 pm
I’m gonna have to do one of those Deathmatches, it looks like so much fun.
Comment fired by Sam — August 8, 2008- 10:18 am