By: Joe & Linda on July 16, 2008- 8:23 am
It’s ba-a-ack!!! The competition that makes all other hot and spicy wing eating contests look like a bunch of schoolgirls playing jump rope is returning to the 2008 Jungle Jim’s Weekend of Fire this coming August. Whether you be brave of heart (and deluded of mind) enough to participate or just want to come and watch the spectacle, come one and all to see the capsaicin-laden freakshow in all its glory. You can see the DEFCON Creator do his best P.T. Barnum impression as he admonishes the contestants that there is indeed “a sucker born every minute.” Apparently, those suckers eat spicy wings. See you there!
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Hey Joe, are you gonna participate this year?
Comment fired by DK — July 16, 2008- 8:31 am
DK,
I have actually considered doing this contest this time around. However, there are a few brain cells left with some sanity in them which are telling me how much I’ll suffer…which is both concerning and a little exciting. I’ll probably decide once I get to the show. When I taste one wing with that sauce from last year, it lit me up pretty good.
Comment fired by Joe & Linda — July 16, 2008- 5:36 pm
Ohhhhh Joe, now you sound like Blane last year!
LOL!!
It’s gonna be a hoot, that’s fo sho, watching, or participating. See ya there bro!
PS: Suffering’s only half the fun Joe. I think you got a shot to win the thing after what I saw of you in CaJohn’s contest.
Comment fired by DK — July 16, 2008- 6:44 pm
There’s no Question this year…….
Comment fired by BLANE — July 17, 2008- 9:17 am
So Blane, you’re in?
Comment fired by DK — July 17, 2008- 9:49 am
I will not be participating. I could probably win with my heat tolerance, but….and I know this will sound “girly” of me…I don’t like getting messy. It’s really kinda a phobia of sorts. When ever I eat wings, I’ve very percise in eating them and almost always get sauce on the side so I can dip the wing in it to be more “clean”….
And on top of that, I’ve got a goatee. Defcon in the hair would just keep burning me all day long.
Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — July 17, 2008- 9:50 am
Let’s get ready to rumble!!!
Comment fired by hudd — July 17, 2008- 7:02 pm
Please provide video coverage.
Comment fired by Sam — July 17, 2008- 10:25 pm
Jon, you Sir have spent too much time in Cali. The guys need to lace your micro-brew with some mood enhancers, so you will forget all about your hoity-toity West coast eating behavior. You know you wear gloves at the Table of Virtue, so you just need a Goatee shower cap and you will be fine.
Personally, I think you are not man enough for that type of heat and using some Felix Unger hyperchondriacal excuse to make yourself look sympathetic. (For the TTFers that might read this- I was calling him chicken). Tightening up your draws sissyboy and step up to the challenge. This here ain’t some pinky wavering tea & crumpet gala. It is the big league son! Be a man and represent HZO/THP or maybe the whole Passow gene line, which right now is very much in question. Not that there is anything wrong with that kind of gene pool, I am just saying.
Comment fired by Buddah — July 18, 2008- 12:21 am
WOOO HOOO! Sounds like Buddah is going to take a seat at the table of virtue!
Go Buddah! Go Buddah!
AHH, you were just talkin’, weren’t ya!?!
Comment fired by Sam — July 18, 2008- 4:06 am
WoW! Buddah must have on his new gorilla suit…
Comment fired by Cape Fear Pepper Company — July 18, 2008- 7:21 am
Bwana Buddah?
Comment fired by DK — July 18, 2008- 9:56 am
Unfortunately, as much as I want to, if I eat fast I will get food stuck because of my band. Throwing up is not like the normal throw up. It comes out all spiderweb style like if I had a string gun fulled with ooze. I did it at work one day, man I couldn’t believe the mess. So no speed, means no Deathmatch. In 4 minutes I might be able to chew down 2-3 wings.
Comment fired by Buddah — July 18, 2008- 4:36 pm
Enter for the pure pleasure of downing 2-3 deathmatch wings. Heck, if you can keep your hands down on the table for the next five minutes, and everyone else lifts, pukes, falls over, or runs to the toilet, you could even win the thing. Crazier things have happened. I mean, look at who won last year!
There’s no rule that say that you HAVE to eat fast. Look at it this way, just sitting at the table you beat Blane.
Comment fired by DK — July 19, 2008- 10:00 am
If you know you aren’t going to win and could sit back and enjoy the festivities, maybe even catch the use of a evacuation receptacle, then which would you choose? I also want to take some pics.
Comment fired by Buddah — July 20, 2008- 7:01 am
You got mail Buddah.
It ain’t all about winning. Besides, there will be plenty of chickensh*ts there watching that can take pics for ya.
Comment fired by DK — July 20, 2008- 7:17 am
Yea, I said chickensh*ts. Hope I didn’t breach any HZO rules with that.
So, where’s all the trash talk this year? I know all the west coasters chickened out again this year, but this is supposed to be a bigger and better event, so where’s everybody at? Am I gonna have to stomp all over Hudd all by myself? (
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Comment fired by DK — July 20, 2008- 7:23 am
Your going down DK and I don’t mean DK or Passow style (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Comment fired by BLANE — July 20, 2008- 11:39 am
Did I step on someone’s little princess twinkle toes?
Comment fired by DK — July 20, 2008- 1:10 pm
Those aren’t toes….
Comment fired by BLANE — July 20, 2008- 7:23 pm
Ok….. your fingers then you knuckle draggin’, princess tiara wearin’, winder lickin’, short bus ridin’, no deathmatch competin’ a** clown.
Comment fired by DK — July 20, 2008- 7:36 pm
“Personally, I think you are not man enough for that type of heat ”
Boy, don’t you know who you are talking to? Jolokia’s temble at the near mention of my name. Extracts rush back to the pods they came from at the sight of me. Bottles of Defcon Zero have been consume on spoons by me…..SPOOONS I SAY! SPOONS!!!!!!
Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — July 21, 2008- 10:08 am
3 days, and that is all you came up with as your retort? How about you step up to the plate(pun intended) and eat some wings? I know they don’t raise ‘em tough in Cleveland, and the fact that your years in Cali have softened you like warm butter, but I still thought you had some sack. I guess not. Are you afraid you will go from Passow to Passout?
Comment fired by Buddah — July 21, 2008- 8:03 pm
I was never good at the taunting game….
: shrugs :
Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — July 22, 2008- 10:43 am
Not taunting, just poking you with a stick. Enough beer and you will be at the table of virtue. I just went to see my new soon-to-be house and I found they have a brewhouse/restaurant a 1/2 mile away. I wonder if they have any foo-foo drinks.
Comment fired by Buddah — July 22, 2008- 4:47 pm
We got a ringer here in Salem, Ma called “The Junk Yard Dog”, a competator to be dealt with in the 2008 Deathmatch.
Comment fired by fred — September 17, 2008- 8:06 pm
OOps, 2009 that is
Comment fired by fred — September 17, 2008- 8:07 pm