Feeling a little patriotic on this Independence Day? Well, do your duty as an American and participate in the voting process for President…with some hot sauce! In a story that was exclusively broken by the crack hot sauce reporters at the Hot Zone Online, we bring you the follow-up as Dave Hirschkopf has opened the voting booth to all hot sauce lovers. Here’s the scoop:

You have a voice, and you want it to be heard. You also have an insatiable love for hot sauce. Well, we’re here to help you out - we’ve combined the two!

All you have to do to vote for your favorite candidate is purchase his or her hot sauce! That’s it - no long polling lines, no confusing voting machines. Heck - you can even vote multiple times, if you like! Or you can vote for different candidates! Stuff the ballot all you like - we’re not picky here at Dave’s Gourmet. Our motto is “Vote early, vote often.”

We’ll be updating the above polling numbers every weekday thoughout the entire course of the race…. so press Ctrl+D to bookmark this page and check back frequently to see how your candidate is doing!

Do you think you could be a far better president than any of these goofballs? Well, if you place an order for 10 or more cases, we’ll work with you to “write you in” with your own custom caricature label! And who knows - you might just have what it takes to be president of the Hot Sauce World.

Profits from the sale of these sauces will be donated to the American Cancer Society.

As of the today, Nonuv Deabove leads in the exit polling, with Barack Obama trailing by the slightest of percentage points. Decide who’ll rule the world of presidential hot sauce and vote!

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