Some exclusive news has become available to us through Dave Hirschkopf of Dave’s Gourmet:

THE NEXT U.S. PRESIDENT WILL BE
DECIDED BY HOT SAUCE?

Why vote at the ballot box with an untrustworthy electronic machine? Instead cast your vote by buying hot sauce. Dave’s Gourmet wants to help you with the democratic process by producing fun hot sauces featuring caricatures of all of the major presidential candidates. Dave’s will be tracking the race on their website. When you buy a bottle, it is a vote for that candidate. Dave’s doesn’t stop there. They have even added a couple of candidates. One is a well known person, Nunna Thebove, and the other is Dave. Will these dark horses beat the well-heeled professional politicians? Most importantly profits from these sales will be donated to charity.

The hot sauce itself is a delicious cayenne based sauce. The labels not only feature a caricature of the candidate, but include quotes from the candidate that they probably would like to take back.

Dave’s Gourmet is a ten time NASFT award winner who produces insanity hot sauces, salsas, drink mixes, and snacks. They also make Jump Up & Kiss Me Sauces and Dave’s Gourmet organic heirloom pasta sauces. Under their Palette Fine Foods subsidiary they produce exclusive jams, spice rubs, dessert sauces, and honeys. In their Chile Today Hot Tamale brand are chile powders and whole dried chiles. Dave has appeared numerous times on the Food Network and has written a cookbook Crazy from the Heat – The Dave’s Insanity Cookbook. Their website is www.davesgourmet.com.

Sounds like a winner to us. Not like George Bush was a winner or anything, so this might be a vast improvement over the Electoral College.

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