Well, after much thought, I've made my decision. It was a hard one because there were a lot of really funny comments thrown out by our loyal readers. So, without further ado here are the top five in reverse order:

5th “GLAAD to see me?! I thought you meant GLAD!” by Jim Campbell

4th “Danny can’t stop laughin because he finds out the Truth’s name was tattooed on Jon’s ass.” By Blane

3rd “Standing in the Danny Cash booth, Jon asked a question that he would soon regret. “Has anyone ever tried the Naga Sabi on Nuts?”, and without hesitation the Cash Boyz quickly jumped at the opportunity t

o be the first!!” By Cape Fear

2nd “Danny – “This is what my Naga Sabi will do to you!”
Jon – (screams like a little girl)
Pepperman – “Danny… Hold him there. I’ll grab his money… ohh, nice abs!” By Devil Duck

and the Grand Prize Winner is…

1st “It soon became apparent, Jon had traveled too far down Bourbon Street.” By Sam

Sam wins a bottle of Danny Cash's Ragin' Red and Mean Streak hot sauce. Let's give a round of applause to the runners up and to Sam. Also, a special thank you goes out to everyone who entered because I had a blast reading them all.