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Here’s the latest in our Caption This! contests, courtesy (and at the expense of) our intrepid reporter, Jon Passow.

Jon had a lot of fun at this past Fiery Foods Show in Albuquerque, NM. A little too much fun, sometimes. Here you can see Pepperman and Danny Cash inflicting an “atomic wedgie” on Jon, and Jon claimed to never have had a wedgie before.

Never? What…did you not go to middle school, or what?

At any rate, we’re not sure what constitutes an atomic wedgie, but maybe it means you can taste the underwear band when its application has been completed. What we are counting on is our readers to provide a caption for this picture. Here’s the rules:

1. No limit to the number of entries.
2. Keeping it clean is optional.
3. Judging the entries will be done by the victim himself, Jon Passow.
4. All entries due by 12 Noon, Pacific time, on Sunday March 25. The winner will be announced around 6pm, same day.
5. The person with the winning caption will receive a bottle of Ragin’ Red and Mean Streak hot sauces by Danny Cash.

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