Caption This: Passow Meets the Atomic Wedgie

Here’s the latest in our Caption This! contests, courtesy (and at the expense of) our intrepid reporter, Jon Passow.
Jon had a lot of fun at this past Fiery Foods Show in Albuquerque, NM. A little too much fun, sometimes. Here you can see Pepperman and Danny Cash inflicting an “atomic wedgie” on Jon, and Jon claimed to never have had a wedgie before.
Never? What…did you not go to middle school, or what?
At any rate, we’re not sure what constitutes an atomic wedgie, but maybe it means you can taste the underwear band when its application has been completed. What we are counting on is our readers to provide a caption for this picture. Here’s the rules:
1. No limit to the number of entries.
2. Keeping it clean is optional.
3. Judging the entries will be done by the victim himself, Jon Passow.
4. All entries due by 12 Noon, Pacific time, on Sunday March 25. The winner will be announced around 6pm, same day.
5. The person with the winning caption will receive a bottle of Ragin’ Red and Mean Streak hot sauces by Danny Cash.




















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Commented at March 21, 2007- 7:42 am
Minimum Security Prisons can’t protect the innocent!
Commented at March 21, 2007- 9:49 am
Danny – “This is what my Naga Sabi will do to you!”
Jon – (screams like a little girl)
Pepperman – “Danny… Hold him there. I’ll grab his money… ohh, nice abs!”
Commented at March 21, 2007- 10:12 am
Why does it look like Passow is having such a good time with that?
Commented at March 21, 2007- 11:00 am
Aren’t you supposed to be pulling my underwear (laughing)?
Commented at March 21, 2007- 11:44 am
It looks more like the poor man is getting a nipple twister, not a wedgie.
I wanna know who the mustache in the green shirt is. He seems to have quite the yard on Jon’s tighty whiteys.
Commented at March 21, 2007- 12:18 pm
That’s just some dud in the background, he is actually about 5 feet behind me…no contact with me (its an optical illusion)
Commented at March 21, 2007- 1:40 pm
I think that might be Todd from Golden Toad – But I could be wrong.
Commented at March 21, 2007- 2:47 pm
Yeah, that’s the toad-
Commented at March 21, 2007- 2:48 pm
“Hey Jonathan, review this!”
Commented at March 21, 2007- 3:06 pm
Jonnyboy, Let me show you why they call me Pepperman!
Commented at March 21, 2007- 7:34 pm
As Danny reaches into Jon’s pants, He begins to Laugh out and says I’m not wearing any underwear.
Commented at March 21, 2007- 7:35 pm
Audition for the remake of MR. ED
Commented at March 21, 2007- 7:37 pm
Danny’s looking for his keys from the night before…. I believe he was also checking for items lost by Pepperman and Todd.
Commented at March 21, 2007- 7:38 pm
Danny can’t stop laughin because he finds out the Truth’s name was tatooed on Jon’s ass
Commented at March 21, 2007- 10:42 pm
Pepperman: Come on Jon, where did you hide that last bottle of the Naga Sabi Bomb?
Danny Cash: I think I found it!
Jon: [giggles] That’s not the bottle…hehe.
Commented at March 22, 2007- 1:50 pm
It soon became apparent, Jon had traveled too far down Bourbon Street.
Commented at March 22, 2007- 3:32 pm
Standing in the Danny Cash booth, Jon asked a question that he would soon regret. “Has anyone ever tried the Naga Sabi on Nuts?”, and without hesitation the Cash Boyz quickly jumped at the opportunity to be the first!!
Commented at March 22, 2007- 7:55 pm
GLAAD to see me?! I thought you meant GLAD!
Commented at March 23, 2007- 2:54 am
New security measures at the the ABQ Airport during the Fiery Foods Show?
Commented at March 23, 2007- 3:34 am
See? Blair’s new capsicum anti-wrinkle cream really works!
Commented at March 23, 2007- 8:11 am
Oh my god..your right,hes got only one nipple
Commented at March 23, 2007- 8:12 am
Oh my god..your right,hes got only one nipple