أنا سأمنح 4 حزمة من السوق جديدة شماليّة [سلسس] ويوقع محدودة طبعة سوق شماليّة "كبيرة برتقاليّة" مرق حارّة إلى الواحدة الذي يتلقّى الشرح جيّدة.

By the way, on what pepper did my favorite to win the chile eating contest bow out Joe?

Comment fired by CaJohn — February 19, 2007- 9:29 am

“The elusive C. ajohn species of peppers has finally been captured on film.”
or
“The Men in Black have nothing on the Chiliheads in Red.”

Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — February 19, 2007- 1:40 pm

I haven’t got a caption, but I’d love to get my tastebuds on a bit of that big kick sauce, CaJohn, that sounds yummy.

Comment fired by Tina Brooks — February 19, 2007- 7:14 pm

Is that a chile pepper on your head, or are you happy to see me?

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 19, 2007- 10:50 pm

I’m so hot, habaneros grow out of my head!

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 19, 2007- 10:50 pm

You wish your boyfriend was hot like me!

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 19, 2007- 10:52 pm

CaJohn the pepper stud!!

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 19, 2007- 10:52 pm

“Are you sure I don’t look dorky in this Sue”

Comment fired by huvason — February 19, 2007- 11:11 pm

“Gee, all I got you were roses for Valentines day honey”

Comment fired by huvason — February 19, 2007- 11:11 pm

“”It’s not a helmet, but lets hope it gets me on the SHort Bus”

Comment fired by huvason — February 19, 2007- 11:11 pm

“Can I wear a brown belt with this, or will it clash?”

Comment fired by huvason — February 19, 2007- 11:13 pm

SANTA PEPPER

Comment fired by smokeychipotle — February 19, 2007- 11:48 pm

Me called “Peter Pepper”! Who you?

Comment fired by MSK — February 20, 2007- 1:00 am

WoW! John thatz quite an improvement!

Comment fired by Cape Fear Pepper Company — February 20, 2007- 7:01 am

I traded my left arm for the glasses, and my right arm for the hat. Pretty good deal don’t you think?

Comment fired by Cape Fear Pepper Company — February 20, 2007- 7:04 am

You are what you eat!

Comment fired by Cape Fear Pepper Company — February 20, 2007- 7:07 am

Introducing MAC DADDY, the new spokesmodel for Mac & Cheese! He’s the cheesiest!

Comment fired by DK — February 20, 2007- 7:16 am

Mmmmmmm, I sure could go for a plate of good ‘ol Mac & Cheese!

Comment fired by DK — February 20, 2007- 7:18 am

So why would you think I’m hiding a box of Mac & Cheese behind my back? What ever gave you that idea?

Comment fired by DK — February 20, 2007- 7:21 am

Hey CaJohn, is that you behind those Foster Grant’s?

Comment fired by Cape Fear Pepper Company — February 20, 2007- 8:03 am

“I’m the only one who can walk in both worlds. I’m Ghost Rider.”

Comment fired by DK — February 20, 2007- 8:36 am

“Agent 100,000 SHU reporting for duty. The name’s Head…Chili Head.”

Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — February 20, 2007- 3:23 pm

“With SUPER X-Ray Pepper Vision Glasses I Know what Color Underware I’m Wearing!”

Comment fired by Vic — February 20, 2007- 7:10 pm

“The Honorable Professor of Pepperdom shows off this years hottest Chic & Hip pepper fasions”

Comment fired by Vic — February 20, 2007- 7:16 pm

“I’m not wairing any pants.”

Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — February 20, 2007- 7:52 pm

“Oh Oh, 5:00 - time for Wopner, got to watch Wopner it’s 5:00″

Comment fired by Vic — February 20, 2007- 8:11 pm

“Yeah that’s right - I’m DAMN SEXY! and it’s MR CaJohn if your Nasty!”

Comment fired by Vic — February 20, 2007- 8:13 pm

“FFSSSSSSS….Oh Yeah, Hot Baby!”

Comment fired by Vic — February 20, 2007- 8:15 pm

“That will teach me fall falling asleep again at a show”

Comment fired by huvason — February 20, 2007- 9:57 pm

Flavor Flav….. Yeaaaa Boyyyyy, all you need is a front grill and a big clock necklace…..

Comment fired by BLANE — February 20, 2007- 10:42 pm

Kristi said this would make my head look smaller…

Comment fired by BLANE — February 20, 2007- 10:46 pm

Meet the new mascot for the BLAZE

Comment fired by BLANE — February 20, 2007- 10:47 pm

John is displaying the new street signs in Columbus.

Comment fired by BLANE — February 20, 2007- 10:49 pm

One of the Professor’s at Ohio State?

Comment fired by BLANE — February 20, 2007- 10:51 pm

Trick or Treat….

Comment fired by BLANE — February 20, 2007- 10:51 pm

Just got back from the local Chile Pepper Theme park….

Comment fired by BLANE — February 20, 2007- 10:53 pm

My parents just got back from Albuquerque & all they got me was this stupid hat.

Comment fired by Jim Campbell — February 20, 2007- 11:25 pm

This is what happened to Cinderella at Midnight!!!!

Comment fired by BLANE — February 21, 2007- 12:49 am

The newest member of the Village People….

Comment fired by BLANE — February 21, 2007- 12:50 am

Wow, a lot of good choices to consider for this pic. CaJohn will have a tough choice to make.

Comment fired by Joe — February 21, 2007- 3:19 pm

ELTON JOHN

Comment fired by Bret — February 21, 2007- 5:48 pm

hey little girl, you want some peppers?

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 21, 2007- 6:58 pm

do these glasses and hat, hide my pepper shaped head?

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 21, 2007- 7:00 pm

smirks “I’m not telling what was in that Caveat in FW, or how it got there!” hehehe

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 21, 2007- 7:06 pm

“Sue, what are you laughing at? is my fly open?”

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 21, 2007- 7:08 pm

“Sue, if Ohio State, changes their name to the PEPPERS, can I be their mascot?”

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 21, 2007- 7:14 pm

John felt bad for Britney Spears and decided to design a new Hat for her….

Comment fired by BLANE — February 21, 2007- 7:18 pm

“Truth, i put the hat and glasses on, now bend over!”

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 21, 2007- 7:18 pm

My other hat is made of Foil….

Comment fired by BLANE — February 21, 2007- 7:20 pm

Sue, do you think Danny Cash will like my new outfit?

Comment fired by BLANE — February 21, 2007- 7:21 pm

Advertising for the new Pepper Chi Pet… At a store near you!!!!!!

Comment fired by BLANE — February 21, 2007- 7:24 pm

Now if I could only find my pocket protector?

Comment fired by BLANE — February 21, 2007- 7:25 pm

I think this is officially the most commented on post ever…….

Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — February 21, 2007- 7:26 pm

Jonathon, that’s cause everyone loves CaJohn!! especially when he’s being silly… lol

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 21, 2007- 8:15 pm

The newest member of the Hot Sauce Hottie’s, Vic made me post this…lol…

Comment fired by BLANE — February 21, 2007- 8:29 pm

Jonathon, TBS is correct… Great guy doing Great things…

Comment fired by BLANE — February 21, 2007- 8:31 pm

“You think I can make The Gong Show wearing this?”

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 21, 2007- 9:16 pm

#1 on Mr Blackwell’s List for 2007

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 21, 2007- 9:28 pm

A Preperation H commercial that went horribely wrong

Comment fired by BLANE — February 21, 2007- 10:29 pm

1. “Don’t laugh. I got this from your closet.”
2. “Yeah, I know. Your pimp lent it to me.”
3. “Yeah, I know. Your mom lent it to me.”
4. “Laugh if you want, but hot chicks dig this!”
5. “Since Santa Claus relocated his operations to New Mexico, his outfit has underegone a few changes.”
6. “Ow, ow, ow, the flesh, it BURNS!!!”
7. “Count the peppers, win a prize!”
8. “Captain Capsicum was one of Stan Lee’s less successful characters.”
9. “Is it hot in here, or is it just me?”
10. “Padre Padro Pasado Panameno prepares Paprika Peppers, perhaps preparing Parringo plus Pasilla, passionately providing Paradiscomalaku perpetually! Probably, Padre prefers people polish Padre’s pristine Peter Pepper.

Comment fired by Dave Reed — February 21, 2007- 10:35 pm

CaJohn proving he can be the next Captain Kangaroo

Comment fired by Sonia — February 22, 2007- 12:36 am

“I wonder if anyone will notice I cut the waist strap off the pepper”

Comment fired by Big Dawg — February 22, 2007- 7:53 am

60 something odd replys just got this swede trying for it

If anybody wonders - I’m passionat about my chiles and it goes to show
Ewa

Comment fired by Ewa — February 22, 2007- 5:13 pm

Annother try would be; Hey guys - this is the real me - who would you like to be?
Ewa

Comment fired by Ewa — February 22, 2007- 6:02 pm

I’m on a hot streak
CaJohn’s we don’t just walk the extra mile - we dress accordinlgy to it too.
Ewa

Comment fired by Ewa — February 22, 2007- 6:05 pm

Hey, what happened to Dave Reed’s last entry? It was up there and now it’s gone? What gives?

Comment fired by Jonathan Passow — February 22, 2007- 6:11 pm

Connections and money will take you part of the way - the dress will do the rest!
Ewa

Comment fired by Ewa — February 22, 2007- 6:17 pm

“If you weat that hat, they will laugh!”

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 22, 2007- 8:58 pm

“If you WEAR that hat, they will laugh!”

typo sorry

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 22, 2007- 8:59 pm

The sauce will be bottle 0/24 of the numbered ones I’ll have in ABQ. Let’s get the final captions in tonight. Joe & Linda don’t know it yet, but they will be picking the winner from the top 5 of my choosing. You all have been doing great! Nice to see it’s become an International Competition! Hi Ewa!

Comment fired by CaJohn — February 22, 2007- 9:56 pm

Well, I don’t see the reason for having a forum if the moderators are going to delete whatever they want. Not much of a “forum” is it? Last night I posted here and this morning the posts are GONE!

Here’s my entry again:

Precocious Pariah Pastor Posits, Publishes Proviso Premise

Pennsylvania Pavilion, Punxsutawney - Pepper Parish?s (Protestant, Purira persuasion) prosperous, perceptive principal preacher, Padre Padron Pasado Panameno prepares picked, pickled, prime Paprika pecks. Parsing provincial Parringos, Padre passionately provides Pennsylvania?s permanent populous pinnacle, promising plump, partially parched, pallid Paradiscomalaku pesto panada. Probably Padre purposefully probes perpetuating precipitous pandemonium propitiously!

Puzzlingly pontificating publicly, Padre prodigiously pronounces, ?Precipitation provided periodically, please pursue pleasantly propagating prodigious, piquant plants, potentially producing plentiful, profuse, picturesque pods.? Purportedly, Padre presently proposes, ?Pungent, pulped pony poop provides proper, potent potassium portions, period. Positively proven!” “Presumably, preventing problems percolating phosphorus possibly portends positive pursuits, predicting pretty ponderous prizes”, proffered Padre Padron.

Precariously perched, pretentiously pompous, perspiring, punitive pissant psychotic psychoanalysts provisionally pardoned Padre?s phenomenologically ?pushing peculiarly perky propaganda, propelling perfected propositions?, particularly promoting Pequins, Pepperoncinis, Peruvian Purples, plus Pasillas. Pumped, punctilious, piano-playing Parisian-Persian partisan protester, Professor Porky P. Pig, prefers ?[profanity] p-painstakingly p-properly p-p-produced, p-patiently pa-pa-pampered, perfect Pi?Pi?Pi?Pimentos?.

Portentously, portly Padre “profoundly prays people politely polish? Padre?s pristine, patented ?Pulsing Peter Pepper?, possibly pleasuring Padre?s profuse, perverse propensities.

Peter Piper, Punxsutawney Picayune Press

Comment fired by Dave Reed — February 22, 2007- 10:14 pm

Dave,

Try not to be offended. We have the spam filters set really tightly and the posts after your first one were long and were obviously tagged as spam.

Keep on writing…we’ll figure it out eventually.

Comment fired by Joe & Linda — February 22, 2007- 10:24 pm

I am hoping they won’t recognize me since I am a celebrity now for being on that Dateline show “To Catch a Predator”

Comment fired by Big Dawg — February 22, 2007- 10:55 pm

Hang on a sec and smell this and tell me why my tummy hurts!

Comment fired by Big Dawg — February 22, 2007- 10:56 pm

I’m a little pepper plant, short and fat.
How do you like my glasses,
Like my pepper,it?s a hat.
When you come by my new store,
Hear me shout
If you don?t like my sauces get the —– out!

(tune to Im a little tea pot)
Sorry been cooking all day, really tired.

Comment fired by Big Dawg — February 22, 2007- 11:33 pm

Big Dawg, don’t quit you’re day job!! LOL

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 22, 2007- 11:41 pm

I AM PEPPER MAN!!!! I NEED TEE PEE FOR MY PEPPER HOLE!!

Comment fired by TheB igShow — February 22, 2007- 11:42 pm

“So the batteries for the shirt, go in the hat? So what are these glasses for?”

Comment fired by TheBigShow — February 22, 2007- 11:54 pm

“OK Sue, I’m ready for the gay-pride parade.”

Comment fired by TheBigShow — February 23, 2007- 12:15 am

We all should be ashamed of ourselves for making fun of this fine man.
Let me fill you in on a little secret. Let me see, how can I say this without further damage to this poor man. Ok, here it is. You see, John is blind and his wife dresses him this way when she takes him to her Red Hat Society meetings. Instead of decorating the meeting room, the ladies simply put CaJohn in the corner to add a splash of color to the room. Quote from CaJohn’s wife, “John prefers the Red Hat Society meetings over the childrens Pinatta parties”. She also rents him out for Pin the tail on the donkey parties, and has even had requests for using him as a “Living Flower” arrangement at chilehead funerals.
And now you know the rest of the story..
www dot rentawetodd dot com

Comment fired by Cape Fear Pepper Company — February 23, 2007- 8:38 am

“I’m a pepper, you’re a pepper, he’s a pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?”

Comment fired by TheBigShow — February 23, 2007- 9:35 am

T.C. i’ve got no shame!!

Comment fired by TheBigShow — February 23, 2007- 9:37 am

“How do you like my new Winder Lickin outfit?”

Comment fired by TheBigShow — February 23, 2007- 2:28 pm

TBS you got to much time on your hands that was some good stuff.

Comment fired by Bret — February 24, 2007- 7:34 am