Words from the DEFCON Creator himself….

OK, IT’S TIME TO RELEASE THE MONSTERS!!!

The Monster-Sized 16-ounce bottles of Defense Condition #2 are now available!

Due to popular demand, we have decided to go retro, and re-release the huge bottle of our 1st Place Award-Winning wing sauce (voted best wings in the nation in the 2006 Scovie Awards). It comes in a great-looking 16 ounce Amber Boston Round Chemical/Medicine bottle, and will be a definite stand-out in either your fridge or on your Collectors’ Shelf of Doom, or will coat over 10 pounds of wings for your next party. We only have 200 of these gems, and The Creator has decided to number and sign each one of them personally.

Get yours while they are in stock, just $10 plus shipping (Priority Mail).

Note to collectors : As with virtually all DEFCON products, they do NOT have an unlimited shelf-life. If you intend not to use it, and put it up on the shelf for good, expect it to be inedible within 10-11 months. Just another helpful hint from the DEFCON Ministry for Chilihead Safety.

It’s actually a good reminder about the shelf-life of these products. We have a few on the shelf now that we need to get into our rotation to make sure they get consumed before their time is up!

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